Survive The Anomalous Bombs!
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peepeepoopoo: where is everyone?
peepeepoopoo: the uh usuals i mean
kkrule: hey guys anybody wanna play roblox
peepeepoopoo: the leaders I guess? i dont really get how this works still
peepeepoopoo: oh i havent played that in ages
kkrule: wait my computer is lagging
bomberman64 is now known as penis_ambassador
bones: bluntfiend and several other moderators are occupied at the moment.
TrainerDP: did you miss the message yesterday or something
peepeepoopoo: I think
peepeepoopoo: I found a foundation facility????
penis_ambassador: damn ok
peepeepoopoo: don't know what else it would be
polaricecraps: what
peepeepoopoo: I walked into this random building i had never gone to before just for fun
peepeepoopoo: they said it was a storage facility for "Soap from Corpse Products inc" and asked me to leave but i could sense that there was no soap in there whatsoever
peepeepoopoo: well not enough to fill the building at least
opposum: oh come on
opposum: the janitors wouldn't just hide out in a random building with their own initials
peepeepoopoo: i could feel it i got a sense for this
peepeepoopoo: it was full of machines and a bunch of people cramped together
penis_ambassador: wait a minute
penis_ambassador: don't you live just a few miles south of me?
penis_ambassador: i think there are actually janitors over there
TrainerDP: should you be planning stuff while like 4 of the mods are already doing stuff
penis_ambassador: i'll dm you
kkrule: http://roblo
kkrule: oops

penis_ambassador: so it turns out that was actually the janitors' facility
penis_ambassador: we couldnt get a lot of info on it
penis_ambassador: but it turns out its some sort of like observation post
penis_ambassador: theres nothing dangerous there as far as we can tell
peepeepoopoo: so uh
peepeepoopoo: do we wait to tell them all when they get back
penis_ambassador: actually
penis_ambassador: so if i have the exact location of something i can like
penis_ambassador: "curse" it
penis_ambassador: if i do this right it should be untraceable
penis_ambassador: the only problem is it uh
penis_ambassador: not really sure what to do to them
peepeepoopoo: cant you like just make them explode or something
peepeepoopoo: wait thats a terrible idea forget that
penis_ambassador: actually


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An inactive XXXX-2 instance, found in the remains of Site-44 after the XXXX event.

Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Neutralized

Special Containment Procedures: XXXX-A instances are to be moved to [REDACTED]. An investigation on the cause of SCP-XXXX is ongoing.

Description: SCP-XXXX was an event that occured on March 20th, 20XX, in which SCP-XXXX-A instances manifested spontaneously above and around Foundation Site-44.

SCP-XXXX-A are various cardboard-based objects that manifested during SCP-XXXX. All active XXXX-A instances will, after a certain criteria is met (depending on the -A instance), "detonate", causing an explosion-like sound to be emitted and the instance to disappear in a puff of smoke. When a XXXX-A instance detonates, all matter within a small region all non-living matter around the -A instance disappears, the radius roughly correlating to the size of the instance.
Addendum XXXX: Any living matter within the radius of an instances' explosion is instead teleported to a grass field approx. 160 miles north of Site-44. Based on recordings, it is believed that all individuals teleported were rendered unconscious until the end of the SCP-XXXX event.
3 different varieties of -A were identified during the event:

XXXX-A-1 A large sphere-like clump with several protusions that detonated on contact with any surface.
XXXX-A-2 A box with a "timer" on one face, made of cardboard and a pushpin, and rotating through unknown means. The instances detonates after a varying amount of time.
XXXX-A-3 A perfect sphere with eyes painted on and two appendages composed of cardboard. The instance would attempt to approach the closest individual, and when it was at least approx. 5 feet away from a living being it would immediately come to a stop and detonate after 10 seconds.

After XXXX ended, all XXXX-A instances became inert, displaying no anomalous properties. Inspection of surviving instances revealed them to be completely hollow.

Addendum 1: Video Log
The following is a log of events captured by security cameras on Site-44 during SCP-XXXX.

Camera F5-1, 1:00 PM
[RICHARDS is seen on the roof of the building, smoking. A XXXX-A-2 instance falls from above, landing directly on DR. RICHARDS, resulting in him falling off of the building. After 2 minutes, the XXXX-A-2 instance detonates, creating a large hole on the roof. Several staff can be seen below.]
SMALL: The hell!?
SIMMONS: Jesus Christ!
[SIMMONS is seen attempting to use a radio for 2 minutes.]
SIMMONS: Dammit! Is anything working?
SUSANS: Was there some sort of EMP?
[An XXXX-A-1 instance falls. SMALL and SIMMONS are caught in the blast. The remaining staff begin to evacuate the building. Another XXXX-A-1 instances destroys the camera.]

Camera F1-2, 1:36 PM
[Several SCP-XXXX-A-3 instances are seen approaching the front door of Site-44. Several security personnel are present, with their weapons aimed at the instances.]
MURPHY: Fire!
[The security personnel fire at the SCP-XXXX-A-3 instances.]
GERRARD: They're not stopping!
[Several XXXX-A-3 instances approach the door and detonate, causing the building to become unstable and allowing other XXXX-A-3 instances to enter the site.]
MURPHY: Shit!
[The camera is destroyed by an XXXX-A-3 instance.]

Camera F3-3, 2:56 PM
[DERRICK, and GERRARD are being escorted by ERIC down the stairs.]
GERRARD: How long has this been going on for? I-
[XXXX-A-2 instances destroy the wall holding the roof above the stairs up, causing it to immediately fall on ERIC]
GERRARD: God!
[DERRICK attempts to remove the rubble. ERIC is not seen.]
DERRICK: Where the hell-
[An XXXX-A-1 instance falls on GERRARD and DERRICK, also causing the camera to be destroyed.]

Addendum 2: Approximately 24 hours after the start of the XXXX event, XXXX-A instances ceased to manifest, and remaining instances became inert. All individuals present at Site-44 were later found in a field approx. 160 miles north of Site-44 uninjured. Also amongst the recovered individuals was a cardboard panel with the following drawn on it:

HIGH SCORE:
DERRICK: 3:01:04
GERRARD 3:01:03
ERIC 2:58:45

All records stored at Site-44 were lost due to the incident. The cause of the incident is currently being investigated.


bluntfiend: Let me get this straight.
bluntfiend: While we were gone
bluntfiend: You found one of the janitor's facilities
bluntfiend: And instead of telling us
bluntfiend: You immediately bombed it?
penis_ambassador: uh
peepeepoopoo: i didnt do anything i just found it
penis_ambassador: nobody died
penis_ambassador: the bombs just teleported anyone who was in range out of the way
penis_ambassador: and anyone who would have gotten hurt otherwise
penis_ambassador: i mean obv haha
penis_ambassador: uh
penis_ambassador: what now
bones: The facility kept records on various organizations, including ourselves.
penis_ambassador: so good, right?
bluntfiend: Please
bluntfiend: Just tell us next time.

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