Eel Removal
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Good afternoon, Researcher Calvin. My name is CRATER.aic. This is what happened to Site-19.


The event in question began on December 17th, 2020. At this point, the Foundation Elimination Coalition had secured Site-17 and Site-20. I believe that the event began with Director Tilda Moose, Dr. Cosmo Dan, and a Serpent's Hand operative codenamed "Mr. Hangover". They were hiding in a Foundation safe house in Los Angeles, California; they had been pursued by several FEC assassins, and needed a place to stay.

There is a security camera in this safehouse that I have access to. I'll load the footage.

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<Begin Log>

<Camera is pointed towards the dining area of Safehouse A-67. Mr. Hangover is eating lasagna cold out of a Tupperware. Dr. Dan is massaging the stub where his right ear used to be. Dir. Moose appears to be preparing some sort of confectionery product.>

Dr. Dan: Still hurts like hell. How long do you think it'll take for me to get my balance back?

Mr. Hangover: <Shrugs.> I donno. It's not like I've ever had my ear taken off before.

Dr. Dan: Are we safe here? It's gonna be hard for me to walk for a while.

Dir. Moose: Only Foundation personnel Class B and up actually know this exists.

<Dir. Moose is filling a pie tin with whipped cream.>

Dr. Dan: What are you doing, Moose?

<Dir. Moose has prepared a cream pie. She sits down next to the others at the table.>

Dir. Moose: I need to slam this cream pie in your face.

Dr. Dan: What?

Mr. Hangover: I'll do it.

Dir. Moose: No, it has to be me.

Dr. Dan: I fail to understand why.

Dir. Moose: Please believe me when I say that this is instrumental for defeating General Bowe. As I said, time is of the essence.

Dr. Dan: …alright.

<Dir. Moose throws the pie into Dr. Dan's face without hesitation. Dr. Dan immediately wipes it off with his bare hands.>

Dir. Moose:

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